Oh blog, it's been sooooo long since we've chatted. I've been super busy with work ... blah blah blah... but last night reinvigorated me to chat with you again. Matt went out last night to Bearacuda and oh did the drunk texts abound. Take a peek. This is an ACTUAL transcription. My favorite is actually the last line... where he somehow inserted this character ^ into his text... LOL... That's my honey!!! Also notice how many texts he does in a row... without any response.
Matt: I'MNE FSIRY SIURE I'M DRUNKLK OMG FOUCKING LOMNG ISLANDF COCKLRTAILS
Matt: I"Im gairty siurei'm trasjhed lol fammnit
Matt: Thkrtrsr a xhanxe eric and ee njj!
Matt: Tyhjnnjt hg gtyhnn
Matt: .ammg thois is the tomnri chrexk outt
Matt: I'MN PREETY SIREWI'? VEYOND DRUBK OLOK I LOVE MY HHHHAONEY NBEAYR
Matt: Og sjgiit gabrbe anf r teyibiig to get! awker
Matt: I THLIINK ALDRICHJ jioust have m e ahug
Dave: Sounds fun hunny. Come home safe.
Matt: I Ihk mu himehybetah so myxhzzz!!!!
Matt: Hkomily to u babnmy baeasr
Dave: LOL Glad u r having a good time
Matt: Ykes bu t ikI'm totallu y fucktted up
Dave: I can tell...LOL I'm off to sleep babes muah! Can't wait for you to get home
Matt: I indove my abbabheyneryz!!!
Matt: sjo eric mam abd gsldj r here so maybr m y they can tqkre me hoeme
Matt: I THIVNK ANDUTU ID ORDWRING MER AN HAM CRAPRE O RM SHIT
Matt: O bgh we7kre got s ham som byjing dannwicjhhhib mimss maj memberhr!!!!!!! goddddmkbit a
Matt: Oond g my fgawd. kh^l) so trajzched i thkink andty iks ciminbhg to gret me
Saturday, September 26, 2009
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