Saturday, September 26, 2009

Mtt wehnt tyo brreacudea lst nghght

Oh blog, it's been sooooo long since we've chatted. I've been super busy with work ... blah blah blah... but last night reinvigorated me to chat with you again. Matt went out last night to Bearacuda and oh did the drunk texts abound. Take a peek. This is an ACTUAL transcription. My favorite is actually the last line... where he somehow inserted this character ^ into his text... LOL... That's my honey!!! Also notice how many texts he does in a row... without any response.

Matt: I'MNE FSIRY SIURE I'M DRUNKLK OMG FOUCKING LOMNG ISLANDF COCKLRTAILS

Matt: I"Im gairty siurei'm trasjhed lol fammnit

Matt: Thkrtrsr a xhanxe eric and ee njj!

Matt: Tyhjnnjt hg gtyhnn

Matt: .ammg thois is the tomnri chrexk outt

Matt: I'MN PREETY SIREWI'? VEYOND DRUBK OLOK I LOVE MY HHHHAONEY NBEAYR

Matt: Og sjgiit gabrbe anf r teyibiig to get! awker

Matt: I THLIINK ALDRICHJ jioust have m e ahug

Dave: Sounds fun hunny. Come home safe.

Matt: I Ihk mu himehybetah so myxhzzz!!!!

Matt: Hkomily to u babnmy baeasr

Dave: LOL Glad u r having a good time

Matt: Ykes bu t ikI'm totallu y fucktted up

Dave: I can tell...LOL I'm off to sleep babes muah! Can't wait for you to get home

Matt: I indove my abbabheyneryz!!!

Matt: sjo eric mam abd gsldj r here so maybr m y they can tqkre me hoeme

Matt: I THIVNK ANDUTU ID ORDWRING MER AN HAM CRAPRE O RM SHIT

Matt: O bgh we7kre got s ham som byjing dannwicjhhhib mimss maj memberhr!!!!!!! goddddmkbit a

Matt: Oond g my fgawd. kh^l) so trajzched i thkink andty iks ciminbhg to gret me