O'Shenanigans

Actual IM transcript with Shannon. For those of you who know him - you'll find it amusing. For those of you who don't know him...well...

daveyfuzz: how is u?
Shenanigans: i'm in love with the world - drawing flowers on scratch paper.
daveyfuzz: uh huh, right
Shenanigans: i know...be afraid - be very afraid.
daveyfuzz: those aren't flowers...those are Venus Flytraps with blood dripping form the thorns
Shenanigans: now the flowers have smiles on them!
daveyfuzz: spit out the acid hit
daveyfuzz: and drink plenty of water
Shenanigans: ...and one has a pretty, pretty hat - because, she's fancy.
daveyfuzz: I'm calling 911
daveyfuzz: lay down
daveyfuzz: breath deep
daveyfuzz: be still
daveyfuzz: help is on the way
daveyfuzz: Can you tell me who the president is?
daveyfuzz: Can you count from 10 to 1, backwards?
daveyfuzz: DOES ANYONE NEAR YOU HAVE A SPOON?
Shenanigans: you're trying to ruin my mood, aren't you? even if they HAD all the pieces of the last guy that ruined my mood...