I'm Rod Lanceshaft...the barely-famous and rarely-employed 70s pornstar. I'm ready to sign autographs... do you want one? Really? Are you sure? Don't you remember me? No? The films "Pokey and the Bandit" and "Cocky Horror Picture Show"? Really? No? You sure you don't want an autograph? Then can I interest you in a time share?
Turns out I was the only one in my small office to dress up (gee...the gay one dressed up...go figure). Fearing that may be the case, I brought a few extra crazy wigs to the office and made some coworkers join in. I mean seriously...Rod Lanceshaft, the self-proclaimed infamous, rarely-employed 70s pornstar, needs some bitches on his arm...right?
SERVE IT!
I'm Rod Lanceshaft...the barely-famous and rarely-employed 70s pornstar. I'm ready to sign autographs... do you want one? Really? Are you sure? Don't you remember me? No? The films "Pokey and the Bandit" and "Cocky Horror Picture Show"? Really? No? You sure you don't want an autograph? Then can I interest you in a time share?
1 comment:
That outfit BETTER be making me some money... wow, even the rings are blingin'
HOLLA!
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