In the never-ending saga of "Decomposing Davey" it turns out I now need reading glasses. "Are you kidding me? Reading glasses...? Like ones that old people use?" Um, yes. So I picked out the coolest frames I could find and got fitted and I get my new pair of reading glasses next week. I'm shopping online right now for a walker, the clapper, and a bed pan.
As part of the eye exam, they had to dialate my pupils. I didn't have my sunglasses so I had to wear the disposable ones they provide. I turned into a superhero when I put them on.
HELLO FAGGOTRON..............................MEET BEARBOT
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Don't forget to get Centrum SILVER and apply for MedicAid.
MUAH!
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