Dilation Supersonic

Was heading out for a last-minute birthday party for my friend Luc and thought I'd get a pic of me in a dress shirt...which is a rare sighting. And, as usual, it looks like I'm about to shoot fire out of my skull!

Throughout my life, I've always had unusually dilated pupils... making me an ongoing victim to the horrible red-eye plague. Daytime pictures were flattering, but rarely did I survive an evening flash pic without looking demonic.

Then camera manufacturers - understanding my plight - came out with "red-eye reduction" and I thought my problems were solved. The technology gods had answered my prayers. Finally, I would never again look like the spawn of Satan.

Yeah...no such luck.