Hey Chant... don't ever get predictive type and/or spell check on that crap-ass Motor-olda phone of yours... cuz then I'd stop getting funny ass drunk text messages like this:
(Actual transcript of my cellphone text conversation with a drunk-ass Chant on Friday night)
Chant: .Laung dot wy.twilmao woohoo!
Me: LOL luv it!! Whatever you said.
Chant: I said loop wilma holp timoy moth 1
Me: Read what u just sent me...fucking immigrant
Chant: I do what wobtu lol what are lerkdrs doing? Gosh And tx linen it!
Me: I can't understand anything you're texting...luv it! Drunk Chant texting...LOL
Chant: I'm totally coherent mol.j so stop it hoonimg with wilmma there are ferretpp so cute
Me: Dude read ur texts I couldn't even read that
Chant: Ferrets case biting mee
Me: What is a 'ferret case biting'?
Chant: Some lesbimbg somewed uu now ySfer lieaj'm it!
Me: WTF
Chant: You don't olow mee!
Me: You're right...I don't olow you
Chant: Why do u tulaale that attitude ilep me. Why brennm.t u hoedanniv
Me: What?????????????
Chant: I painf l zip here 4th on fzzyy self
Me: I have no idea what that means...LOL
Chant: THERE'S A BUNCH ME lesbians bend ll wilma
Me: ?????????? Lesbians bend ll wilma...really? What is that?
Chant: kyokjk sobering ur slightly butt not fast enoughhigh
Me: ...so funny...
Chant: goddamnit dancing with lesbians oh snobup now trannies lol
Me: Hot!
Chant: omg trannies everywhere
Me: that's awesome
Chant: ugh trashy...need done I'm etching grubsting for meat
That is some funny shit. Now I only wish I knew what any of it meant. I guess I'll need to ask Kelly Alaolsoo... she'll know.
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OMG I can't believe you actually posted all that lol. I'm glad to have been your entertainment that evening. Thanks for putting up with me
Note to self .... do NOT txt message Rex when drunk, lest the world see it and laugh.
Oh yes... I'm all about public exposure! Be afraid. eB vrey affriad!
I laughed so hard I was crying. Especially the "you immigrant" comment.
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